Total Medals Earned: 88 (From
13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,050 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Complete all bonus levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Defeat a champion
Defeat an armored Knight
Defeat the General
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Defeat an invisible ninja
Collect 100 mana potions
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Scare off 100 enemies
Achieve the rank 10
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Defeat the High Priest
Defeat the Archmage
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Defeat the Arch Druid
Defeat the King
Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Achieve the rank 20
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Seize 50 buildings
Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Defeat 2000 common enemies
Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Defeat 50 champions
Chop 100 forests
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Defeat the 7th boss
Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
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Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Discover one of several secret codes.
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!
Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!
Buy everything in the shop!
Complete all quest!
Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!
Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Beat the game.
Beat all stages without taking damage.
